Whoa!

Easter came, and I developed ADD in relation to my blog. It dried up like the desert. Can you envision the tumbleweeds rolling by and the page cracks and the very earth..er, blog is parched for the written word? Okay, typed word. Whatev. I distracted myself with various necessary and un-necessary deeds, such as reading, writing, drawing..and mowing down dead dandilions. I prayed for rain, chased flies throughout the house, and sat on my grandparents' swings in the yard. I grilled chicken on my half-rusted grill, and opened numerous cans of cat food at the discordant yowls and meows of housekittles. I made tea and drank coffee so strong, I had to move into the lavatory temporarily. I snoozed in front of the fan and rode nowhere on a stationary bicycle. I chased down giant chickens and fought flying fish monsters. And now, I'm back to blogging. Whew.